frickin:

Everyone is being all artsy on instagram during the summer and then there is me looking like a fucking papaya

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wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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absentions:

girls who can run in heels should be feared

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parynoid:

when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply image

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deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

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hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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bewbin:

Why is it called a building? Isn’t it done building? Shouldn’t it be called a built

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budgets:

can i have you

just kidding you don’t have a choice get in the trunk

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spenceromg:

Nothing gives me more anxiety

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stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

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pineplapple:

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero

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