"You learn more about a person at the end of a relationship than at the beginning."
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Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

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"I want your stupid fucking sense of humour making me laugh at 4am when I have to be up at 6."
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sofalcondone:

a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh

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"He’s devastated me but he’s also made me happier than I’ve ever been."
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punacceptable:

*grabs my own ass* nice

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trugazi:

can’t wait to own dogs with u

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operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

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