the-poe-catcher:

okay Nintendo but consider this: i don’t have money

(via roleykatsu)

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ispankmyturtle:

why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay

(via preciousflowe-r)

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bewbin:

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

u have no idea just how much i hate this post. this was a joke about gettign fucked up on pepsi then some charles Bukowski impersonator decides to write something more cliche than an anime protagonist using the power of freindship

(via roleykatsu)

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iceemoon:

"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"

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"If you leave, please stay gone."
Cc (six word story)

(Source: barefootcoyotechild, via impuls-ive)

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"You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life."
Unknown (via wiindbreakr)

(Source: psych-facts, via mynameispenis)

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"Do something instead of killing time, because time is killing you."
Paulo Coelho (via psych-facts)

(via mynameispenis)

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daisycraze:

if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me

(Source: , via eyesbright----uptight)

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me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira
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