nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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(via livewithmelaughwithme)

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snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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(via livewithmelaughwithme)

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raddestbabe:

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

(via k-saarah)

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Old Generation: "You were named after your grandfather."
Now Generation: "You were named after a celebrity."
Next Generation: "You were named after a fictional character."
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"I’m ashamed of myself because I know I should be better and I have no idea how to get there."
I Don’t Know Where to Go From Here (#370: April 7, 2014)

A FUCKING MEN

(via defeat—the—low)

(Source: write2014, via myworld-myillusions)

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"I want to be in a relationship where you telling me you love me is just a ceremonious validation of what you already show me."
Steve MaraboliLife, the Truth, and Being Free (via feellng)

(via myworld-myillusions)

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hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

(via f1nders-keepers)

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confirmance:

ignoring me is really the best way to irritate me

(Source: confirmance, via preciousflowe-r)

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lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

(Source: yungterra, via k-saarah)

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